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You won't see my pincushion. Try under
the cheese drawer.

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Oh, no. Get that, somebody.

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I can't. I'm being hanged. It's the
flowers.

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Bang! Oh, I'll do it.

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I'd better run my eye over. Half of them
don't know the difference between a

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begonia and a bungalow.

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I can count Bernie.

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Oh, God.

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Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve,
thirty.

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greens in a buttonhole. Is that the
latest fashion?

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Fourteen, fifteen... Oh, we'll check in
the shop.

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Oh, bye.

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Helen Keller.

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Yes, sir. Cash or delivery?

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Delivery being the key word, I think
you'll find.

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What? Can you hold these? Thanks.

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I was a war bride.

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I had to root among a bomb site to find
my tutor when Berkatex was hit by a

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doodle bug. And they had fresher things
growing in the rubble than you've got

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here. Back then it was goring. What's
your excuse?

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They're out of season at the moment.

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Don't give me that.

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If the Japanese can make daisies that
dance to disco music, you can rustle up

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half a dozen carnations that'll just
stand there.

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I'm taking five pounds off for dropsy.

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Thank you.

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Yes, these two have defrosted now.

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We're going to decide about my
underwear.

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I blame those warehouse raves. By 25,
they've dropped more acid than a

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mistress with DTs.

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And that's most of them, by all
accounts. Good morning.

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Ben, this is Rona's Auntie Pearl.

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Oh, hello.

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Hmm.

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I was picturing you on my sideboard in
the photograph.

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Ah. Only there's a limited space.

37
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Still, it's kind of you to give her
away.

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I knew Sheila wouldn't let Uncle Peter
out in the end.

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She only turns up if there's something
in it for her.

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They say she had a private hysterectomy
just to get the air miles.

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Can I borrow the little steps?

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Yes, sure. Short man, is he?

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I'll see.

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Here you are.

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Well, what do you think?

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I've got to go home and wind my bobbins
yet.

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When does she have to be back?

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Where? Last of the summer wine.

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She's the nearest thing to her mother,
Rona's got left.

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Oh, no.

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You've reminded Christine when to come?
Yeah.

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Much drier and they could pass these off
as a pound of PG tips.

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I'll take them back to my place and have
a go.

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Though, frankly, a day trip to Lourdes
is what's required.

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Mum, I'm hungry. I'm sorry, there isn't
anything.

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Right, there you are.

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Right, I'll be off then.

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She's doing her own hair.

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I tried to make her go to my Marie. To
my mind, his touch with the bouffant far

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outweighs the noise of his mules on the
tiling. But that's gay liberation for

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you.

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later. Mum,

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I need someone to help with my hair.

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I've just got to get the other gato out
of the fridge. Bring the hot brush down

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here. Okay.

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Where are you going?

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Out to the car. I have to clean out the
inside.

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Nothing. I suppose you think I haven't
noticed this.

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You were going to stuff it, weren't you?

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The badger will look better.

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This badger wouldn't look better if you
sat it up in bed and put mascara on it.

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Throw it away at once.

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Put some antiseptic on it as soon as
you've finished.

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Oh, I'll have to do all these again.

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Mum, look.

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It had to happen today.

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What? I spot her chin.

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Can I pop it? No.

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You don't care if it wasn't a stupid
wedding. You're always spotty.

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David, go and put a platter on that cut.

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Yeah, the big one under your nose.

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I'll go to the bathroom and try and
spot... David! In the spot cupboard near

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spot.

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I'm going to go into that church looking
like a sultana pudding.

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Better than a spotted dick, mother.

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Turn round.

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Never mind, I'll put some powder on it.

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It's a real shame, isn't it?

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What? Well, that Rona's parents aren't
around anymore to see this.

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Don't tell David, he'll want to stuff
them.

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God, you're as thick as he is. Oh, leave
him alone, what harm can he do?

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Can I come in? Sure.

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We're not wanted in there just now.

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It's only a wedding.

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To us, it's only a wedding.

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To them, it's important.

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Why?

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Because they like to remember it.

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Oh, I hate weddings.

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If one's in a bad mood and running
around.

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You know, just worried in case something
goes wrong.

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Leave the panicking to them.

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It's up to us to provide the maturity.

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Swag them, Will.

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I still don't like weddings.

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I'm just going to have one.

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Do you know, in Las Vegas, they have
drive -through weddings.

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You go in one end and drive out married.

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Like a car wash?

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Yeah.

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You can get married underwater, too.

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Even in a diving suit.

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Boy, it's fancy, isn't it?

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I still don't want to go.

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Don't you want Rona to be happy?

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Yeah.

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That's why we're going.

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Why didn't Rona marry any of the other
blokes?

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That was sex.

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This is love.

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That's what she thought.

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You remember that magazine I showed you?

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Oh, yeah.

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That was sex.

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So what's wrong?

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I'll have to get back to you on that
one.

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Nice, Rona decided to wear the same
dress, isn't it? Well, it's not really a

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second wedding.

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Just the first one with an interval.

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How many are coming from the family?

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Oh, only me.

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Bob's sister, Becky, was coming, but she
cried off at the last minute. She's

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just as well. Her teeth are wired
together for a special diet.

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When she tries to sing hymns, she sounds
like Mr. Punch.

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I thought Rona had had over 50
acceptances.

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Oh, I see.

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Well... This is me.

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All right.

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Walk down here and back again.

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What?

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Well, I don't now.

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What is it? Shoes?

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00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,300
A shirt? A suit?

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Socks? Carry on.

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You said you liked this tie.

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No, I didn't.

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00:10:29,040 --> 00:10:30,240
Well, Jen likes it, don't you?

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I think the fashion police might give
you ten years.

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I'll change it.

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No trouble.

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in a minute.

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Come in.

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Mum, where's my flowers?

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Oh, they're in the kitchen. I'll leave
them in water for the last minute if I

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00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,220
were you. Give them one of these.

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00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:03,540
What is it?

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Angina tablets.

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I get them for chest pains and cut
daffodils.

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Well, thank Rona for the loan of the
car. I'll return it tomorrow.

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See you in church.

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00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:20,320
Oh, I hope we don't get that young
priest who does isometrics.

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00:11:20,540 --> 00:11:23,920
They say he clenches his buttocks.
You're in the response room.

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OK.

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00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:32,240
Now, it's all to go into the van,
everything's labelled, and Ben will

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to the hall. What about the money?

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Er, 20, all right?

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I'm missing Dave Lee Travis.

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00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:40,840
Don't expect he's missing you.

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Mum, I don't feel too well. Can't I stay
at home?

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00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:48,060
No! I think I've got malaria.

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start getting ready and do something
about those nails or change your name to

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Edward Scissorhands.

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00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:56,540
Yes. And tell your father
Laughingwater's here.

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I heard that.

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Oh, dear.

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We've got to take all this.

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Yes, please.

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Remember not to sit down in that dress.

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I will.

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Well, just in case.

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00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:13,660
Now, what have I forgotten?

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I know there's something.

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Just calm down. You're doing fine.

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I've got a very...

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00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:19,920
feeling about today?

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We've been through all this.

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Something's going to happen, I know.

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I've dropped a case.

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There you are.

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That was it. She dropped her case.
Nothing serious.

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I suppose so.

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You all right now?

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00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:35,740
Yeah. Then why don't you go and see
Dorona and I'll come back and wait for

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both. All right.

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Are you going to help me on what?

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What?

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00:12:49,610 --> 00:12:53,850
Rafferotti, if I'd want to be a sodding
weightlifter, I'd buy a leotard and eat

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bull's testicles.

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00:12:56,430 --> 00:12:57,470
What are you doing?

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Wedding video.

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00:12:58,550 --> 00:12:59,710
What? Say something funny.

202
00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,510
All right. I'm only getting 20 quid for
this.

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00:13:02,770 --> 00:13:03,870
That's not funny.

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00:13:04,190 --> 00:13:05,190
You're telling me.

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00:13:14,430 --> 00:13:16,130
Will you turn that bloody thing off?

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00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:19,500
No. I mean, I'm going to cock you one
right in the... batteries in a minute.

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00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:22,960
Steven Spielberg started like this, you
know. Oh, was he a tosser as well then?

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pixie dust. How do you think?

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00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:04,210
I was changing the bulb to check my veil
and I tripped on his bloody dreads.

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00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:05,590
Can't you get down?

211
00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,610
Now, why didn't I think of that?

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00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:09,150
Sorry.

213
00:14:09,470 --> 00:14:11,830
I'm hooked up behind a car. What?

214
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:17,310
You look like an ornament in the window
of a Ford Cortina.

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00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:23,250
Thank you very much, Miss Head -Through
-A -Cat.

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00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:39,880
out again. You got in?

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00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,400
I know I got in.

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00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,320
Well, push against the door.

219
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:47,260
What do you think I'm doing? Jane Fonda
stick your head through a cat flat

220
00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:48,260
workout?

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00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,760
swing backwards and forwards.

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00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:38,740
I'm not Johnny Weissmuller.

223
00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:41,760
Anyway, the wire might shorten its life.

224
00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:46,960
What if you try and flip through the
middle of your dress?

225
00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:50,600
On a wire? Well, Houdini did it in a
straight jacket.

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00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:53,640
He was a contortionist. And don't say
it.

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00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,520
Then go back to the door and start
again.

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00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:13,820
Oh, no.

229
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,780
I want to change the close -up.

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Oh, come on.

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It won't be a sec. Don't move.

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on your wedding video?

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He wouldn't do that.

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00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:00,320
Well, even if he did, I want to get to
the wedding this time.

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00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:01,760
What are we going to do now?

236
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:05,480
We got ourselves into this. We're
perfectly capable of getting ourselves

237
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,079
again. We're not a couple of bubble
-headed bimbos.

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I don't look like Mastermind at the
moment.

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Concentrate.

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Think logically.

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00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:30,329
Are they all right?

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00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:32,010
Yeah, they're having the time of their
lives.

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00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:43,990
Do you know Charles Manson was nearly
one of the monkeys?

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00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:46,630
Which one?

245
00:17:46,950 --> 00:17:48,870
He auditioned for the Davy Jones part.

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00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:50,250
It's true.

247
00:17:53,910 --> 00:17:58,490
You mean Charles Manson might have done
a little bit me, a little bit you?

248
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:02,760
I suppose he still did in a way.

249
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:08,040
I used to quite like him when I was at
school.

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00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,420
Charles Manson?

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Davy Jones.

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00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,540
Had a picture of him in my death lid.

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Sister Virtue wouldn't let us have
pictures at school.

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Except for saints.

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What do saints do exactly, apart from
marching in?

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You look after things.

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One looks after travellers, one looks
after fishermen, one looks after

258
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Sort of like heavenly trade union
leaders.

259
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I had a picture of St Jude.

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What did he do?

261
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I don't know, but he was quite hunky.

262
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I remember... What the hell are we
doing? We're just wasting time talking

263
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complete rubbish.

264
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Sorry, it just came into my head.

265
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We've got to think properly this time.

266
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Yes.

267
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Thought of something?

268
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Yeah. You remember the wizard of Oz?

269
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Yeah. Miss Gulch wants to take Toto
away.

270
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Yeah.

271
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Well, in the end, how did they stop her?
They never tell us.

272
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I thought a house fell on her.

273
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No, that was the witch.

274
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She was the witch. No, the other witch,
and she melted.

275
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Well, there you are then. No, she wasn't
anyway. She wasn't the witch.

276
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We're doing it again!

277
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You started it. Never mind who started
it. We've got to think of something

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useful.

279
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Well, seeing as you're here, I was going
to ask if you had any tips.

280
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Tips? About being married.

281
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I mean...

282
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You've made a good go of it with Ben.

283
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,840
So what's the secret?

284
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Patience, tolerance, and mind -numbing
hallucinogenic drugs.

285
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:14,940
Come on, you must have a few things for
when the glow starts to wear off.

286
00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:18,300
Yes, well, never speak to them first
thing in the morning.

287
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:19,520
Why?

288
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:23,560
Testosterone. They're pumped full of it
when they wake up. It lies about their

289
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body in lumps.

290
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,280
Lumps? Exactly.

291
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,520
Say hello, darling, and you get, what's
that supposed to mean?

292
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,180
What about arguments?

293
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:34,599
Oh, have them.

294
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,340
But remember, it doesn't matter who
wins.

295
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:37,299
Why not?

296
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,480
That's not what they're for. They're for
relieving the tension.

297
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,080
Saying that to our baseball bat.

298
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,240
One more thing. How do you bring up
children?

299
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I don't know.

300
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,400
Neither does anybody.

301
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,360
Very clever.

302
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,000
You'd better be getting ready

303
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hurt you.

304
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,320
It's easy for you to say.

305
00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:41,580
Just do it.

306
00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:42,740
Is it life?

307
00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:44,440
No. You sure?

308
00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:45,820
Yes.

309
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,320
Pretty sure.

310
00:21:48,460 --> 00:21:50,760
What do you mean, pretty sure?

311
00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:52,420
The switch is off, isn't it?

312
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:53,780
Yes, I think so.

313
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,920
Well, there's no power in the wire then.

314
00:21:56,260 --> 00:21:57,260
We don't know that.

315
00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:01,080
Yes, we do. How do we know it's not
hanging about up there just waiting to

316
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:05,480
down? Even if it was, it wouldn't go
into you unless you were in contact with

317
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:06,319
the ground.

318
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,820
Well, I will be shortly afterwards.

319
00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:12,380
electric cables. It doesn't hurt them.

320
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,680
They eat cockroaches. It doesn't hurt
them, but I'm not doing it.

321
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:21,000
I'm going to get electrocuted and fall
to the floor and break my neck. I'm not

322
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,760
putting my fingers on it. You put your
fingers on it.

323
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,820
Well, tell him he'd better get weaving,
then.

324
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,320
Who is it?

325
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:51,040
Hello. Um, can you come round the back?

326
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,740
All right. Well, it could be anybody.

327
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,800
Who cares who it is? We're not in any
position to choose.

328
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:58,600
Whoever it is, he can let us out.

329
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,700
He's coming. Good.

330
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:16,100
I'm sending things on behalf of ex
-servicemen such as myself.

331
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:22,180
I have Hagreen, T -cloths, and, of
course, our latest catalogue.

332
00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:27,740
Does it show?

333
00:23:27,780 --> 00:23:28,499
What, that spot?

334
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:29,500
Oh, God.

335
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:32,620
I didn't mean it. You look great.

336
00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:35,340
Thanks, Ben.

337
00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:36,920
Won't be long now, will it?

338
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,560
Till what?

339
00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:44,920
Whoa, quite long, isn't it?

340
00:23:50,940 --> 00:23:53,260
Where are they? They should be here by
now. Calm down.

341
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,280
What can possibly have happened to them
over there?

342
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:57,320
There you are.

343
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,280
All ready, then. Where's Rona?

344
00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:05,040
Well, Rona looks fabulous.

345
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,860
Kind of a bit fine, aren't we? Yeah,
well, we had to do Rona's hair.

346
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:12,730
Oh. And we were a bit pressed for time
as Rona was... caught up on a light

347
00:24:12,730 --> 00:24:14,810
fitting and I had my head stuck through
the cat flap.

348
00:24:15,130 --> 00:24:16,130
What?

349
00:24:16,450 --> 00:24:19,730
Fortunately, a man who'd lost both his
arms came to the door selling catalogues

350
00:24:19,730 --> 00:24:20,730
and hand cream.

351
00:24:21,470 --> 00:24:22,470
I don't follow.

352
00:24:22,690 --> 00:24:26,650
It's very simple. I pushed a catalogue
under the door, knocked the key onto it,

353
00:24:26,690 --> 00:24:29,390
flipped it under the door, unlocked it,
greased my ears with the hand cream,

354
00:24:29,470 --> 00:24:31,570
slipped out and put the steps back under
Rona. David!

355
00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:33,250
Again.

356
00:24:34,130 --> 00:24:36,650
You didn't have a go there. Did we?

357
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,039
He's burning up.

358
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,640
David, I've had enough of this!

359
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:19,920
I'm going to phone for the ambulance.

360
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,360
God!

361
00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:27,940
Still nothing.

362
00:25:28,140 --> 00:25:29,900
Where the hell are they?

363
00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:33,140
Ben, you'd better take him in the car.

364
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,440
But what about... You can't afford to
wait.

365
00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:37,420
Well, he's going to give you away.

366
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,160
I'll give myself away. I'm used to it.

367
00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:41,700
Go on.

368
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:01,350
Rover, are you sure?

369
00:26:02,190 --> 00:26:03,190
I'm sure.

370
00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:06,210
Shall I drive?

371
00:26:11,930 --> 00:26:12,930
Don't worry.

372
00:26:13,070 --> 00:26:14,070
I'll get a cab.

373
00:26:39,500 --> 00:26:40,860
I'm in a jockstrap.

374
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:03,520
Sorry, mate. You okay?

375
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:33,459
Mrs. Porter.

376
00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:34,460
Yes.

377
00:27:36,140 --> 00:27:38,480
We think your son has contracted
tetanus.

378
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,340
Probably from the cuts on his hand.

379
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:42,500
Well, you'll be all right.

380
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,040
Won't he?